D&D General Bun sword

[abe ray]

Dragonstar has the sun sword, here’s its silly equivalent: the bun sword! It’s made up of sharp & hardened whipped cream! It causes equal parts 1d6 slashing and psychic damage(you roll 1d6 twice, once for slashing & once again for psychic damage) what do you think?

 

[MarkB]

As opposed to the Pun Sword, which deals entirely psychic damage.

 

[ChameleonX]

The Nun Sword deals bludgeoning damage. It's shaped like a ruler and magically aims at an opponent's knuckles.

 

[Eltab]

The bun sword takes a year and a day of special preparations by a master metalsmith / chef to get a loaf of bread stale enough to be used for this process.
If you mess up part way through the year, you get a hammer instead.

There is a cursed version that leaves a trail of crumbs behind (so your foes can follow your escape route and track you down), no matter how well you wrap it up.

 

[Rune]

Then there’s the Fun Sword. Grants advantage on gaming checks – until somebody loses an eye.

 

[Rune]

There’s also that One Sword. Not to be confused with the other one.

 

[Rune]

I’ve heard tales of the Un-Sword, but I don’t think it really exists.

 

[Rune]

Seems like there’s always a Shun Sword lying around; nobody ever wants to take them.

 

[Weiley31]

Sounds delicious but I honestly want a Dog Sword.

 

[seebs]

I am reminded of the time I introduced a Pinking Sword.

You know, like Pinking Shears. Only it's a sword which produces that characteristic zig-zag pattern when cutting.