Epametheus
First Post
Some quotes from a particular campaign (yeah, we actually kept records):
P1 to P4: "That's a horrible plan! You might as well walk up to him, scream "I need a ledger," and hit him!"
DM to P2: "You're not trained to fight while strapped to the bottom of a shark!"
DM: "Is the suspense killing you, (P7)?"
P2: "No, the dragon is."
DM: "No, you don't see a boss."
P2: "Is there a save site?"
P4: "Let's not get into trickle-down economics in D&D; it's not worth it."
P2: "But it's in the DMG!"
P3, upon finding Wings of Flying: "Hey! Now we can make [P5's fighter] our best long-range weapon!"
P6 (yeah, this was a big group): "Lead paint? That would explain the windows in the closet."
P2: "It's one of those socialist fruit stands; you eat what they give you."
P1: "And now, let's have a moment of silence -- for the fourth time that [P7] has been saved by Toughness."
P3 *rolling a bluff check for his bard*: "I rolled a one!"
DM *on the opposed roll*: "So did I!"
P1: "The terrible liars have defeated the gullible fools!"
P4: "I mean, why would [P4's character] worship Trickery, Anarchy, or Luck?"
P3: "Well, they all fit her pretty well."
P2: "[P5]! Save me!"
P5: "I've always wanted to hear that."
(the two party fighters had a bit of a rivalry going, and P5 turned out to be much better at fighting purple worms than P2)
P3: "I couldn't remember what my inish was, so I re-rolled and got a better one."
P3: " She's the NPC of the week; I don't want her to die on us!"
P1: "Clean's Bane -- the innate ability of centaurs!"
P1 to P4: "That's a horrible plan! You might as well walk up to him, scream "I need a ledger," and hit him!"
DM to P2: "You're not trained to fight while strapped to the bottom of a shark!"
DM: "Is the suspense killing you, (P7)?"
P2: "No, the dragon is."
DM: "No, you don't see a boss."
P2: "Is there a save site?"
P4: "Let's not get into trickle-down economics in D&D; it's not worth it."
P2: "But it's in the DMG!"
P3, upon finding Wings of Flying: "Hey! Now we can make [P5's fighter] our best long-range weapon!"
P6 (yeah, this was a big group): "Lead paint? That would explain the windows in the closet."
P2: "It's one of those socialist fruit stands; you eat what they give you."
P1: "And now, let's have a moment of silence -- for the fourth time that [P7] has been saved by Toughness."
P3 *rolling a bluff check for his bard*: "I rolled a one!"
DM *on the opposed roll*: "So did I!"
P1: "The terrible liars have defeated the gullible fools!"
P4: "I mean, why would [P4's character] worship Trickery, Anarchy, or Luck?"
P3: "Well, they all fit her pretty well."
P2: "[P5]! Save me!"
P5: "I've always wanted to hear that."
(the two party fighters had a bit of a rivalry going, and P5 turned out to be much better at fighting purple worms than P2)
P3: "I couldn't remember what my inish was, so I re-rolled and got a better one."
P3: " She's the NPC of the week; I don't want her to die on us!"
P1: "Clean's Bane -- the innate ability of centaurs!"