D&D 4E Cats vs Commoners, 4e Style

[Xyl]

The previews for August have stats for the gray bag of tricks. One of the creatures it can summon is a Tiny cat.

The cat is a level 8 minion (AC 18, attack +11).

A human rabble is a level 2 minion (AC 15, attack +6).

Looks like cats beating up commoners is one sacred cow they aren't killing.

 

[Exen Trik]

Well to be fair, it IS a magically produced, level 8 cat. I can't imagine one that strong being too common in your typical town... well, maybe if that town had a miniature dire rat infestation or something

 

[Syrsuro]

Ok, who let the cat out of the bag?


Well, rabble is rabble. And not all cats are level 8 minions....

Carl

 

[Rechan]

Looks like the Bag of Tricks is the real prototype for summoning.

 

[DracoSuave]

This cat can knock you prone.

Why, I don't know.

Maybe to lick your FAZSH.

LICK IT LOLCAT LICK IT

 

[DracoSuave]

 

[Dausuul]

That was beautiful.

Who else thinks this is an intentional joke by WotC about the "house cats can kill minions" brouhaha?

 

[Colawley]

I don't know. This cat might be able to knock even a half-orc prone....

 

[Amphimir Míriel]

DracoSuave, you win.

 

[silentounce]

And not all cats are level 8 minions....

Carl

You've obviously never played in my campaign.

Anyway, I'm more excited about the addition of a badger minion. This has become a must have magic item for every gnome PC. Now, they just need to come up with a Lair feat or ritual and I'm set.