D&D 5E #ChangeALetterRuinASpell

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Class choices misheard on the Underdark railway;

Barbara-Anne
Clerk
Sandwich Knight
Warcock
Wafer Fist Monk
Unchanter
Saucer of Wild Magic
Bees Master Arranger
Our Ken Tricked Her
E-Voter
Coloured-In Oats of the Ancients
Rocket's Arctic Tights
Back to the Chain
Back to the Archway
Back to the Home
Dave Einer

 

[Rhogar_Rarr]

Elemental Bae-For when your relationship gets serious.
Primordial Bard-I guess they've been playing music for a while.
Gyrotechnics-For delicious food or spinning gears depending on how you pronounce it.
Transmute Frock-Gotta keep up with the latest fashion trends.

Wall of Sand Montage:
Wall of Wand-So much magic.
Wall of Hand-Hopefully more than one.
Wall of Band-I guess some bards get in the way?
Wall of Stand-Better than a wall of sit.

Switched more than a few letters, but it needed to be added:
Malestorm-It's rainin' men!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Someone mentioned the Cleric's spell, Create Food & Wafer. Well, for dessert at parties, they could transmute Sticks to Shakes.

Want to play hockey? You might need Bay of Frost...or Cove of Cold.

Stocks to Snakes might be handy if you get captured.

Torrid Wilting does what to your what when you WHAT?


The D&D analog of the super spy Archer might favor Glyph of Wording.

At the bottom of the bottle, a wizard might store his Worm of
Recall.

Stoveshape
Stove to Flesh
Glitterbust
Flitterbust
Dorkness, 15' radius
Bunbeam
Sunberm
Refenestrating Sphere
Irk Storm
Ice Stork
Turning Hands

Here's a few conditional spells:
Cloud if Knives
Wall or Wood
Wall or Stone
Wall or Fire
Wall or Iron

Mud Do Rock
Rock Do Mud
Mud To Rick
Rick To Mud
Cud To Rock
Rock To Cud
Bud To Rock
Rock To Bud
Tarp Wood
Warm Wood
Warp Food
Warp Woad
LARP Wood

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Someone should collect these spells in The Tome of Magoo and Latella.

 

[BoldItalic]

Someone should collect these spells in The Tome of Magoo and Latella.

Countaspell will tell us how many there are to collect, but I think Cleric spells should go into a Magic Missal.

 

[BoldItalic]

Misheard spells
Annie Mate Dead - poor Annie is a widow
Arcane Gait - a wizard doing a funny walk
Augery - the art of drilling holes
Bacon of Hope - for optimistic pigs
Beast Scents - for tracking animals by smell
Bleurgh - I don't like that one much
Call Lightening - for when the telephone service is overloaded
Jane Lightening - a slimming diet
Jill Touch - for perverts
Cycle of Power - for motorbike enthusiasts and Hell's Angels
Gordon of Arrows - summon a famous scottish archer
Grate Undead - reduce zombies to shreds
Demiplane - construct a half-sized aeroplane, bigger than a hemi-demiplane
Dimension Door - make it about 3ft wide and 6ft high
Dominate Bees - get into that hive immediately, bees!
Druidcraft - a coracle appears
Fabricate - convert something to cloth

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Magic Missive - email for wizards

(And yes, I did just cast Animate Thread)


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[Dannyalcatraz]

Burning Hinds: sets a bunch of butts on fire, with eerie blue flame...
Simulacram: creates a copy of a target creature, and sticks it where it doesn't shine on that same creature...

 

[TwoSix]

Mall of Fire is particularly tragic to cast during the holiday season.

 

[CM]

Have these been done?

Mordenkainen's Dword stores an integer value from 0 to 4,294,967,295
Arcane Exe triggers a pre-programmed spell sequence
True Stroke takes 1d4 strokes off your golf game
Glyph of Wording automatically re-phrases awkward grammar spoken within 30'