"Children Soup for the Soul"

[Nifft]

Help me think up more silly book titles.

• "Children Soup for the Soul"
• "The 7 Habits of Successful High Priests"
• "Who Moved My Chuul?"
• "What Color is Your Parasite?"

-- N

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

"If you give an Illithid a cookie..."

"So You've Found a Pit Fiend"

"Oh, God! A Book of Last Minute Prayers"

"How to Cook [for] Delicious Humanoids"

"How Now Brown Drow? A Guide to Pronunciation for the Adventurer on the Go"

...alright, so they aren't all that creepy.

 

[Aitch Eye]

666 Steps to Financial Freedom

Mr. Popper's Penanggalans

 

[Remathilis]

Harpy has Two Mommies.
18/94.

The Five People you'll meet in Baator

1,000 Places to Adventure before you Die.

 

[fafhrd]

A Cry for Mercy: The Inquisitor's Guidebook
The Exquisite Art of Flensing
Something Moves
Waste Not: A Treatise on Ghoulish Cuisine

 

[shilsen]

How to Dominate and Mindflay People (an Illithid's Guide to the Lesser Races)

7 Habits of Highly Effective Despots

I'm Spell-Resistant, You're Dead (an outsider's primer on mortal spellcasters)

One Flew Over the Chimera's Nest (sequel to "Two Flew Over the Chimera's Nest")

 

[Andre]

Food Pyramid for Oozes, Molds, and Slimes

Vampirism and Blood: An Existential Journey

Dwarven Pituitary Anomalies

Catapults, Plagues, and Steel

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Cannibalism for Children
The Banshee Songbook
The Demagorgon Code
Exorcism for Dummies

 

[Shemeska]

The Berenstein Baernaloths

"Arrrggghhhhh... *gurgle*" - A Yugoloth's first petitioner 'book'

 

[Rel]

One Dwarf, Two Dwarf, Dead Dwarf, Blue Dwarf