Shemeska
Adventurer
Speaking as a perfect little example of 'lothyness myself...
And I want the Book of Merciless Perfection, aka Ye old book of Yugoloths and the 'lothy stuff they do. Though it might be a really short book, perhaps just one page with the line, "We're already perfect, how could you improve on us?"
But still, you could buy it and feel all good thinking you got a great deal on it. Buy it now and I'll even flatter you with complimentary lies to make your purchase and miserable mortal existance seem worthwhile. And what's more, I'll even toss in a free gift*
*for signing over your soul and referring 5 more friends to do the same
Ankh-Morpork Guard said:And I want a Koboldomicon twice the size as Draconomicon. Ain't gonna happen.
And I want the Book of Merciless Perfection, aka Ye old book of Yugoloths and the 'lothy stuff they do. Though it might be a really short book, perhaps just one page with the line, "We're already perfect, how could you improve on us?"
But still, you could buy it and feel all good thinking you got a great deal on it. Buy it now and I'll even flatter you with complimentary lies to make your purchase and miserable mortal existance seem worthwhile. And what's more, I'll even toss in a free gift*
*for signing over your soul and referring 5 more friends to do the same
