Tequila Sunrise
Adventurer
I've never heard of The Sage, is he like Click and Clack from Car Talk?
"Hi, this is the Sage and I'm here to talk about dungeons, dragons and of course the answer to last week's riddle. But before I get to that, I'll take some calls. Hello, caller, you're on D Talk."
"Ah, hi, this is Karnor the Angsty from Greyhawk."
"Hi Karnor, how can I help you today?"
"Well me and my chums are about to explore Castle Greyhawk for the first time, and I'm worried about what we'll find. I've heard it's a killer dungeon, and we're not exactly optimized."
"Castle Greyhawk certainly can be a killer, tell me about your party."
"Well I'm an elven barbarian. Tim is a halfling warmage, Dimbleton is a gnome rogue without Weapon Finesse and Mitsubishi is a samurai."
"A samurai in Greyhawk, you don't see that every day!" *laughs* "Well Karnor you may be in some trouble. Without a healer, healing's going to be expensive and inefficient in combat. There are a lot of undead in the Castle, which would have made it nice to have a cleric. There may also be a lot of traps, unless the DM removes them because you have no rogue. But the fact that the DM let a samurai into Greyhawk, and the fact that samurais suck..." *laughs* "...makes me suspect that the DM isn't very aware of your party's capabilities. I can't know for sure; you might be walking into a great adventure, or you may be walking into a TPK. Good luck, and good looting, Karnor!"
"Hi, this is the Sage and I'm here to talk about dungeons, dragons and of course the answer to last week's riddle. But before I get to that, I'll take some calls. Hello, caller, you're on D Talk."
"Ah, hi, this is Karnor the Angsty from Greyhawk."
"Hi Karnor, how can I help you today?"
"Well me and my chums are about to explore Castle Greyhawk for the first time, and I'm worried about what we'll find. I've heard it's a killer dungeon, and we're not exactly optimized."
"Castle Greyhawk certainly can be a killer, tell me about your party."
"Well I'm an elven barbarian. Tim is a halfling warmage, Dimbleton is a gnome rogue without Weapon Finesse and Mitsubishi is a samurai."
"A samurai in Greyhawk, you don't see that every day!" *laughs* "Well Karnor you may be in some trouble. Without a healer, healing's going to be expensive and inefficient in combat. There are a lot of undead in the Castle, which would have made it nice to have a cleric. There may also be a lot of traps, unless the DM removes them because you have no rogue. But the fact that the DM let a samurai into Greyhawk, and the fact that samurais suck..." *laughs* "...makes me suspect that the DM isn't very aware of your party's capabilities. I can't know for sure; you might be walking into a great adventure, or you may be walking into a TPK. Good luck, and good looting, Karnor!"