Drakmar
Explorer
This really appeals to me.. and the previous comic in this strip. Just had to share it with you guys.
http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=185
http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=185
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Cthulu Humor
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Turgenev
Hero
That was good. Speaking of Cthulhu humour... I've had this "song" stuck in my head since I saw that link. 
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THE LAIR OF GREAT CTHULHU
Tune: Chattanooga Choo-Choo
(Written by Joan Carruth and Larry Press)
Pardon me boy --
Is this the lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
Where it is night all the time.
Bob Hope never went
Along this road to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps,
And all the Tch-tchos lay traps.
You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long.
Come to the conventacle.
Bring along your pentacle;
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.
A mountain's in the middle, with a house on the peak:
A gnashin' and a thrashin' and a clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin'
When you see that mighty kraken.
Oo-oo! Great Cthulhu's starting to speak.
So come on aboard,
Along the road to Great Cthulhu,
Wen-di-gos and dholes
Will make Mig Macs of our souls.
Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!
(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu - Suck your soul! --
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away.
(Here, there is an obligato saxophone solo a-la Tex Beneke)
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Cheers,
Tim
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THE LAIR OF GREAT CTHULHU
Tune: Chattanooga Choo-Choo
(Written by Joan Carruth and Larry Press)
Pardon me boy --
Is this the lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
Where it is night all the time.
Bob Hope never went
Along this road to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps,
And all the Tch-tchos lay traps.
You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long.
Come to the conventacle.
Bring along your pentacle;
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.
A mountain's in the middle, with a house on the peak:
A gnashin' and a thrashin' and a clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin'
When you see that mighty kraken.
Oo-oo! Great Cthulhu's starting to speak.
So come on aboard,
Along the road to Great Cthulhu,
Wen-di-gos and dholes
Will make Mig Macs of our souls.
Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!
(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu - Suck your soul! --
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away.
(Here, there is an obligato saxophone solo a-la Tex Beneke)
________________________________
Cheers,
Tim
MattyHelms
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Turgenev
Hero
TheAuldGrump
First Post
Bad Cthulhu riddle I've heard too many times:
How many Investigators does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer 1: All of them; don't split up the party.
Answer 2: What? Go out there in the dark?
Answer 3: Three, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, and the third carrying a shotgun. (This one actually happened in game.)
The Auld Grump, who was very frightened by the Hello Cthulhu image...
"Hmm, thats funny, we've rescued him from Rlyeh and we seem to have cured him but every time he hears that song he screams"
"What Song?"
"Octopuses Garden..."
How many Investigators does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer 1: All of them; don't split up the party.
Answer 2: What? Go out there in the dark?
Answer 3: Three, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, and the third carrying a shotgun. (This one actually happened in game.)
The Auld Grump, who was very frightened by the Hello Cthulhu image...
"Hmm, thats funny, we've rescued him from Rlyeh and we seem to have cured him but every time he hears that song he screams"
"What Song?"
"Octopuses Garden..."
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