D&D 4E D&D 4e Feat Name Generator

[Engilbrand]

Running Falcon Punch- Is it just me, or does that conjure up a funny image.
Vermillion Bugbear Vigor- Right...
Brass Cat Expert- "I'll give you 3 gold for that. It's tarnished."
Tiger Skull Touch- Immediately followed by Stump Removal Technique.
Dancing Gryphon Judge- If it doesn't get a perfect score, you get eaten.
Dancing Ogre Bash- "Bring punch! We have birfday!"
Tarrasque Skull Clutch- That's a trophy.
Exploding Wolf Force- 16 Newtons?
Tarrasque Skull Kick- You've gotta have balls for that one.

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

"Crazy Bugbear Expert"

Someone needs to send this link to Andy Collins.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Your request is my demand. Observe:

http://www.hackslash.net/?page_id=165

Where's the "I bow before you" and "I'm not worthy smilies when you need them?

 

[DM_Blake]

Stunning Ogre Thrust?

Come on, can't we keep this PG? At least PG-13? That sounded kinda porn-ish.

Ron Jeremy called, he want's his feat back...

I did like Exploding Medusa Expert. I think I'm going to use this one in my 3.5 campaign.

 

[The Merciful]

Hrm, furries and Hentai porn all in one.

Oh my! You mean mhensley beat your anime challenge with only one link?

Anyway, my favorite: Damaging Basilisk Bash

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Hrm, furries and Hentai porn all in one.

In our group not THAT uncommon

 

[Singing Smurf]

Phoenix Tentacle Thrust




...I'll be standing nervously over here, thanks.

 

[Blackwind]

another one for the porn star talent tree:

Burning Monkey Adept!

This is bloody brilliant. Kudos.

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Damaging Eagle Student

Exploding Troll Touch

And the Winner is:

Blinding Tentacle Touch


See! you will go blind!

 

[Bagpuss]

You realise some poor sod at WotC is getting his severance cheque as we speak.