Dinosaur Captions...?

[benjamin]

Hey all,

Paizo posted this image (at the bottom) recently...

Don't you just reckon it's just crying out for a caption competition...?!?!

My ideas....

GREEN GUY TO SHINY GUY: "I don't care what you can see at the back of it's throat, just shut up an paddle!!!"

SHINEY GUY TO GREEN GUY: "How many times do I have to tell you, don't shoot at anything bigger than your house!"

Click the spoiler button to see the pic...
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Article here: http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/tags/dinosaurs


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[Olgar Shiverstone]

"Mom, guess what followed me home?"

 

[Camelot]

"Note to self: time travel is not a good idea."

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"But Legolas could do it!"

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"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BEHEMOTH!"

 

[Diamond Cross]

Oh boy, stewed humans in tiny chunks.

 

[El Mahdi]

Must go faster!



*originally attributed to Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurrasic Park


And a joke from Jurrasic Park: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
answer: A Do-you-think-he-saurus!

 

[TarionzCousin]

"But you said 'Oh, baby dinosaur is sooooooooooo delicious! You have to try it. Nobody will ever know.'"

 

[Diamond Cross]

I'd appreciate it if the OP would resie the picture please. Make it about a quarter of the size it is and should fit nicely.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"The next time you decide to do some target practice, check to see what's behind where you put your #*$!@%ING targets!!!"

 

[Mark CMG]

I only see five out of six, so you owe me a beer!


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The irony is that the river isn't brown and we both have paddles, yet . . .


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"Big and slow," he says! "No real reach with those tiny arms," he says! "Just gotta hit em between the eyes," he says . . !

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Hey, Mr. 'If-it-bleeds-my-arrows-can-fell-it', do you ever get tired of being PROVEN WRONG?"