Ryujin
Legend
I have been tempted to name my phone "FBI Surveillance Van" so that it broadcasts that when I turn on the hotspot.
(freaky thing is I did see that once when I was grabbing lunch while working downtown over the weekend - it popped up, then disappeared, and popped up again as if someone was driving around...)
My wireless router is "RCMP Surveillance Van." Not original, but hopefully scares the crap out of my sketchy neighbours.
As with many others my devices are named for their function, not in a personal manner. When I first started working in my current position I found whimsical server names annoying, as they gave no indication of their function. Naming UNIX servers "Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice" said more about the age of the people who set them up, than it ever could about what those servers did.