Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
(As for criticizing Eric's avatar, you may want to stop while you're ahead; I don't think you're helping your case any.)
After all... how many Avatars have their own Fan Club?
(Although on the topic of hypnotic avatars, I find Piratecat's little twinkles somehow draw me in every time... "A pattern of shifting colors weaves through the air, fascinating creatures within it. Affected creatures gaze at the lights, heedless of all else...")
-Hyp.