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Dear Mike,
Zarak, Half-orcish Assassin (born Zarak Abraham Thagvarmarsch) would like to thank you for the 'shout-out', as 'you kids' put it these days.
I met him on my honeymoon: he currently works with kids on a Carnival cruise-ship in the Mediterranean. We've stayed Facebook friends ever since.
Apparently Carnival is one of the few places that a midget-half-orc with green skin can find work anymore.
He also says that, "back in HIS day, I had to kill people with nothing more than a knife-shaped hunk of yellow plastic and a funny purple hat, and that was walking uphill both ways in the snow to get to a kill."
I've attached the pic my wife took on our honeymoon. On a side note, the Ogre-King (seen in the pic), died from congestive heart failure last year.
He was kind of a douche anyways.
-Matt
Zarak, Half-orcish Assassin (born Zarak Abraham Thagvarmarsch) would like to thank you for the 'shout-out', as 'you kids' put it these days.
I met him on my honeymoon: he currently works with kids on a Carnival cruise-ship in the Mediterranean. We've stayed Facebook friends ever since.
Apparently Carnival is one of the few places that a midget-half-orc with green skin can find work anymore.
He also says that, "back in HIS day, I had to kill people with nothing more than a knife-shaped hunk of yellow plastic and a funny purple hat, and that was walking uphill both ways in the snow to get to a kill."
I've attached the pic my wife took on our honeymoon. On a side note, the Ogre-King (seen in the pic), died from congestive heart failure last year.
He was kind of a douche anyways.
-Matt