ddvmor
I'm a little teapot!
Amazing! A duck walking on water! I am astounded. You must, of course be right - It's the second coming! I shall get my flippers out immediately to mindlessley emulate our new spiritual leader! Where do I sign up????
On the other hand, it takes 3 miracles just to become a saint - how many do you need for Messiah-ship? Cos that's just the one you know. There are many great people out there with just two miracles to their name! They'll be at the pearly gates saying - 'Only two? Well how about this one - pick a card...?' (apologies to Eddie Izzard for murdering his sketch there!)
On the other hand, it takes 3 miracles just to become a saint - how many do you need for Messiah-ship? Cos that's just the one you know. There are many great people out there with just two miracles to their name! They'll be at the pearly gates saying - 'Only two? Well how about this one - pick a card...?' (apologies to Eddie Izzard for murdering his sketch there!)