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<blockquote data-quote="TheAuldGrump" data-source="post: 1942342" data-attributes="member: 6957"><p>PAN to Beholder, unseen by either the Hero or the Goblins & Orc</p><p></p><p>Beholder (Speaking, with a faimt silibant lisp):</p><p>Ahhhh, what is this? A Hero? And in pursuit of my old <em>friend</em>, the dragon Verminer? (Beholder smiles, revealing far too many teeth.) Yes....</p><p></p><p>(Cue Music)</p><p>This could be used to my advantage, a town that is burned to ashes serves my purposes not at all, but a Hero, working for the public good and the lining of his own pockets? Yes... possibilities.</p><p></p><p>(Begins singing):</p><p>You have to keep your eyes upon your goal!</p><p>Keep the method well within your grasp,</p><p>Never let your eyes blink till your old!</p><p>And that final blink will be your last...</p><p></p><p>Though some may plot and plan and scheme,</p><p>Weaving webs of madness draped with screams,</p><p>Keep your options simple, thats my scheme!</p><p>Their too busy in their ever changing dreams</p><p>Keep It Simple Stupid! That's my scheme.</p><p></p><p>Now some may talk of Succubitic Bliss,</p><p>Or poisoned daggers in the darkness at the end,</p><p>But I will stay with My Beholder's KISS!</p><p>In scheming, Keep It Simple Stupid is your friend!</p><p></p><p>(Speaking)</p><p>Ah, I see that the smallest of the goblins has wandered off from the others...</p><p>There must be <em>something</em> that can be made of this... (Smiles) If only a quick meal.</p><p>(Beholder drifts away - exit right.)</p><p>Goblin (off stage):</p><p>Eeep!</p><p>(End music and dissolve)</p><p></p><p>The Auld Grump</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TheAuldGrump, post: 1942342, member: 6957"] PAN to Beholder, unseen by either the Hero or the Goblins & Orc Beholder (Speaking, with a faimt silibant lisp): Ahhhh, what is this? A Hero? And in pursuit of my old [i]friend[/i], the dragon Verminer? (Beholder smiles, revealing far too many teeth.) Yes.... (Cue Music) This could be used to my advantage, a town that is burned to ashes serves my purposes not at all, but a Hero, working for the public good and the lining of his own pockets? Yes... possibilities. (Begins singing): You have to keep your eyes upon your goal! Keep the method well within your grasp, Never let your eyes blink till your old! And that final blink will be your last... Though some may plot and plan and scheme, Weaving webs of madness draped with screams, Keep your options simple, thats my scheme! Their too busy in their ever changing dreams Keep It Simple Stupid! That's my scheme. Now some may talk of Succubitic Bliss, Or poisoned daggers in the darkness at the end, But I will stay with My Beholder's KISS! In scheming, Keep It Simple Stupid is your friend! (Speaking) Ah, I see that the smallest of the goblins has wandered off from the others... There must be [i]something[/i] that can be made of this... (Smiles) If only a quick meal. (Beholder drifts away - exit right.) Goblin (off stage): Eeep! (End music and dissolve) The Auld Grump [/QUOTE]
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