So nobody else can join? Foulest curses!
Can I volunteer anyway? >_>
I'll even have Kirby perform a dance to help persuade you:
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And just in case I can, here's Jimmy the Unhappy Peasant. He is unhappy because his village was wiped out by Angry Thomas The Barbarian, who is wont to wipe out villages for little to no provocation. He trained for eight years, then sought out Angry Thomas The Barbarian, only to discover that Angry Thomas The Barbarian had had an epiphany, a conversion, and was now Serene Thomas The Healer. Thus, Jimmy became unhappy.
Jimmy the Unhappy Peasant; Human Ftr10: CR 10; ECL 10; Size M; HD 10d10+30; hp 90; Init +1; Spd 20 ft (base 30 ft); AC 27, touch 11, FF 26; BAB +10/+5; Grapple +16; Atk: +19/+14 melee (1d10 + 9/crit 17-20, Sword, bastard +1 (Wounding)), +16/+11 melee (1d6 + 6, Spiked Armour), +16/+11 melee (1d6 + 6, Spiked shield, heavy); SV Fort +10, Ref +4, Will +2; AL N; Str 22, Dex 12, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 8, Cha 8.
Languages spoken: Common, Sylvan, Elven
Skills and Feats: Climb +13, Escape Artist -4, Jump +13, Listen +5, Spot +5, Swim +13; Armor Proficiency (Heavy), Armor Proficiency (Light), Armor Proficiency (Medium), Cleave, Exotic Weapon Proficiency, Great Cleave, Improved Critical, Martial Weapon Proficiency, Power Attack, Quick Draw, Shield Proficiency, Simple Weapon Proficiency, Weapon Focus, Weapon Specialization, Combat Expertise, Greater Weapon Focus, Improved Shield Bash.
Possessions: 213 pp, 15 gp, Coins (0 gp, 4.56 lb), Spiked heavy steel +3 shield (9170 gp, 15 lb), Spiked full plate +3 (10150 gp, 50 lb), Gauntlets of ogre power (4000 gp, 4 lb), Bastard +1 sword (wounding) (18335 gp, 6 lb), Helm of comprehending languages and reading magic (5200 gp, 3 lb)