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<blockquote data-quote="Angcuru" data-source="post: 941218" data-attributes="member: 10948"><p>I actually ran a short game in Spielburg, and the only PC who could survive drinking the stuff could do so because he was a half-dragon and succeeded in his save sv. death by acid. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> Also made the bartender funny by replacing him with the crazy one-eyed, one-armed bartender named Khorus Hall from Betrayal in Antara, changed to fit the Spielburg setting. Here's a passage.</p><p></p><p>PC - "So Khorus, how did you loose your eye?"</p><p></p><p>Drunk - "Yesh, Khorus, tell 'em that one!"</p><p></p><p>KH - "SHUT UP, STRANGER! Where was I? Ah, yes. <em>It was a dark and stormy night here at the Pearl Spittoon! Heavy rain pouring down like antwerps outside, so the tavern is packed. I'm standing behind the bar polishing beer steins. Then all of a sudden, the door swings WIDE open, spraying half the people in the room with antwerp-sized rain drops. In steps a large man in an oilcloth jacket, who immediately closes the door and walks over to the bar, taking a seat. To me he says with a rolling r sound to his speech: 'Barkeep. Make me a Tarnan Julep. But don't give me a virgin Julep for the ladies, make it good and hot, lots of blister pepper.' And to Him I says 'Haha, mister, you are in for a treat! I make them hotter than any this side of Silmaria!' He just grunts, and I go to making his drink-</em>"</p><p></p><p>Drunk - "Keep goin' Khorus, yer gettin to the good part..(hiccup)!"</p><p></p><p>KH - "The last time I told this story you interrupted me twice! Do it again and you are OUT in the rain, Stranger! Where was I, blister pepper, Silmaria...OH YES! <em>I go to making his drink. But instead of putting in the usual three pinches into the drink, I put a whole handful, stir it up with Vodka, and pass the drink to him. The scent and aroma of all the blister pepper is enough to send most of the patrons <strong>screaming from the room</strong> into the rain. The stranger regards his drink. He sniffs. He snorts. And he takes a healthy swig. I'll be a damned Raseiran stray cat, he doesn't bat an eye.</em>" </p><p></p><p>Drunk - Tell it, Khorus!</p><p></p><p>KH - "<strong>STRANGER!</strong> If I didn't know you better I'd throw you out of here on your raggedy ass! <em>He looks up from his tankard. 'Barkeep, I specifically requested a Man's Tarnan Julep. There isn't enough blister pepper here to stick in your eye.' Well, being angry, just to prove him wrong, I take that blister pepper, and well...<strong><u>I STICK IT IN MY EYE!</u> OWWWY HAUURGHHSPRHAGASATDAMMRTAGAAAAAAAA!</strong></em>' Not one of my better ideas, let me tell you."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>OOOOOO! STATS!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Angcuru, post: 941218, member: 10948"] I actually ran a short game in Spielburg, and the only PC who could survive drinking the stuff could do so because he was a half-dragon and succeeded in his save sv. death by acid. :D Also made the bartender funny by replacing him with the crazy one-eyed, one-armed bartender named Khorus Hall from Betrayal in Antara, changed to fit the Spielburg setting. Here's a passage. PC - "So Khorus, how did you loose your eye?" Drunk - "Yesh, Khorus, tell 'em that one!" KH - "SHUT UP, STRANGER! Where was I? Ah, yes. [i]It was a dark and stormy night here at the Pearl Spittoon! Heavy rain pouring down like antwerps outside, so the tavern is packed. I'm standing behind the bar polishing beer steins. Then all of a sudden, the door swings WIDE open, spraying half the people in the room with antwerp-sized rain drops. In steps a large man in an oilcloth jacket, who immediately closes the door and walks over to the bar, taking a seat. To me he says with a rolling r sound to his speech: 'Barkeep. Make me a Tarnan Julep. But don't give me a virgin Julep for the ladies, make it good and hot, lots of blister pepper.' And to Him I says 'Haha, mister, you are in for a treat! I make them hotter than any this side of Silmaria!' He just grunts, and I go to making his drink-[/i]" Drunk - "Keep goin' Khorus, yer gettin to the good part..(hiccup)!" KH - "The last time I told this story you interrupted me twice! Do it again and you are OUT in the rain, Stranger! Where was I, blister pepper, Silmaria...OH YES! [i]I go to making his drink. But instead of putting in the usual three pinches into the drink, I put a whole handful, stir it up with Vodka, and pass the drink to him. The scent and aroma of all the blister pepper is enough to send most of the patrons [b]screaming from the room[/b] into the rain. The stranger regards his drink. He sniffs. He snorts. And he takes a healthy swig. I'll be a damned Raseiran stray cat, he doesn't bat an eye.[/i]" Drunk - Tell it, Khorus! KH - "[b]STRANGER![/b] If I didn't know you better I'd throw you out of here on your raggedy ass! [i]He looks up from his tankard. 'Barkeep, I specifically requested a Man's Tarnan Julep. There isn't enough blister pepper here to stick in your eye.' Well, being angry, just to prove him wrong, I take that blister pepper, and well...[b][u]I STICK IT IN MY EYE![/u] OWWWY HAUURGHHSPRHAGASATDAMMRTAGAAAAAAAA![/b][/i]' Not one of my better ideas, let me tell you." OOOOOO! STATS!:D [/QUOTE]
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