D&D 5E Famous last words

[transtemporal]

In an old campaign, the party took a goblin prisoner and I figured they were going to kill him once they had the information they wanted, so I decided the goblin was gonna kill them first... with kindness. It failed of course and they killed him anyway but as he died I had the goblin dramatically clutch at his chest in disbelief and say "Whyyyy?"

Unfortunately, that set a high standard for doomed prisoners so the next time they took a prisoner (another goblin) I gave Bernies (John Turturro) speech in Millers Crossing. "I can't die out here like a dumb animal! I'm prayin to you! You can't kill me... look in your heart!"

 

[aramis erak]

"Now I've got you where I want you!" Whack!

 

[Hussar]

"Oh balls."

"My granny used to hit me harder than that!"

"My soul for (you/Arioch/diety of choice)"

"i don't want to come back a zombie!"

"I'm really not too old for this sh*t!"

"I'm so cold."

"Mother? Is that you mother?"

"I'll be waiting for you!"

"Ah man, not that stupid airplane crash again!"

"Look for the green key." (that should keep players futzing about for HOURS!)

 

[Dkase]

"Please.. before I die you must see these... D's NUTS!"

For an enemy injured beyond the ability to talk, have them beacon a party member, once they have their attention they begin to scrawl something in their own blood, finishing a lovingly rendered part of the male anatomy before they expire.

 

[Arial Black]

"Please.. before I die you must see these... D's NUTS!"

For an enemy injured beyond the ability to talk, have them beacon a party member, once they have their attention they begin to scrawl something in their own blood, finishing a lovingly rendered part of the male anatomy before they expire.

Kryten; Who would write a message using their own entrails?

Lister: Someone who badly needed a pen!

 

[neobolts]

-"'He who is valiant and pure of spirit...may find the Holy Grail......in the Castle of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh."'

-"I never learned to read!"