Finally! A way to treat your cat like the person you think it is: Nyan Nyan Nouveau

[Kramodlog]

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Today in Japan, bottled wine created especially for cats goes on sale. This is not a joke. Apparently.
Pet supplement company B&H Lifes is rolling out "wine exclusively for cats" that is called "Nyan Nyan Nouveau." In Japanese, "nyan nyan" (ニャンニャン) can refer to a cat's meow as well as people screwing. Here, it refers to cats. "Nouveau" appears to evoke Beaujolais Nouveau, which is quite popular in Japan.
And no, Nyan Nyan Nouveau doesn't have any alcohol in it—much like Japanese "kid's beer" doesn't contain any actual booze. As noted on Sankei Biz, the drink does contain juice made from Cabernet grapes, Vitamin C as well as catnip for a beverage that supposedly tastes like red wine.
B&H Lifes decided to develop the drink for those wanting to celebrate birthdays or Christmas with their beloved cats.
Nyan Nyan Nouveau is priced at 399 yen (US$4) a bottle and is limited to one thousand bottles. And unlike real wine, this doesn't get better with age. B&H Lifes recommends drinking the beverage within a year. Cheers!

 

[Klirshon]

Did you purchase some for Mordecai?

 

[Kramodlog]

Can Jews drink wine?

 

[AuroraGyps]

Cats & dogs can't have grapes. It's supposed to effect their kidneys and can cause death.

 

[Kramodlog]

Cats & dogs can't have grapes. It's supposed to effect their kidneys and can cause death.

Lol, and Earth is getting warmer according to "scientists".

 

[Klirshon]

Mordecai is a Jewish cat? Then he shouldn't have this since it isn't kosher.

 

[Kramodlog]

Mordecai Katz, sounds pretty Jewish to me. But he isn't a practicing Jew. Not since his parents disowned him for wanting to be an artist instead of a dentist.

 

[AuroraGyps]

Lol, and Earth is getting warmer according to "scientists".

Snopes & HoaxSlayer.

You can take a chance with your pets, but I'm not going to.

 

[Kramodlog]

I only have a one cat and I consder him to be more like a roommate than a pet. He'll have to make the choice himself, he is four now and can make that sort of decision.