Walking Paradox
First Post
Folowing up on my previous posts about moments of stupidity and moments of brilliance at the table, how about the funniest things said or heard? Some gamign quotes, taken out of context, can be side-splittingly funny or deeply disturbing.
Here are mine:
As a player: My PC was closing in on an NPC in a stairwell. I had a pistol; he had an assault rifle. He announced his intention to resist being apprehended by firing a half-magazine burst at me; he missed, but made a lot of noise. I shouted "it's not too late for you to surrender!!!"
As a GM: This was a GURPS game, and a duel with edged weapons was about to begin between a very muscular NPC and a rather corpulent and generally un-athletic PC. I said "you realize this is sort of one-sided, right?" then I rolled 3d6, got a natural 18, and said "oops…"
Here are mine:
As a player: My PC was closing in on an NPC in a stairwell. I had a pistol; he had an assault rifle. He announced his intention to resist being apprehended by firing a half-magazine burst at me; he missed, but made a lot of noise. I shouted "it's not too late for you to surrender!!!"
As a GM: This was a GURPS game, and a duel with edged weapons was about to begin between a very muscular NPC and a rather corpulent and generally un-athletic PC. I said "you realize this is sort of one-sided, right?" then I rolled 3d6, got a natural 18, and said "oops…"