Funny gamer moment at my table

[Bloodsparrow]

Werewolf: The Apocalypse game...

GM: The man you are interrogating is having a heart attack and dies.
Player: Mother's Touch (healing spell), no he's not.
Player 2: Okay sir, the bad news is... You're going to live.
GM: The taxi driver says, "Sinora? If you are going to rough this man up in my cab... Will I get paid extra?"

 

[Anti-Sean]

Our Greyhawk party had just freed a prisoner who was chained to a very repugnant idol of a masculine demon with, um, extra male "enhancements".

A sports car?