Funny scenes from the Garden...

fowai_uss

First Post
Fowai_Uss strolls out of the tavern and along the path.
Xanto says, "...I'll be proud that way too..".
Xanto smiles at her

Bhryn smiles back.
Bhryn says, "I'd hope so!".

Xanto says, "Of course! Even more so because it's from you, hlafé.".
Bhryn says, "Awwwww...".
Bhryn kisses him, twisting to do so.

Fowai_Uss sighs in slight frustration and mutters to himself about one thing or another.
Bhryn says, "...us... us...".
Xanto kisses back and smiles, "Us, of course, of course."
Fowai_Uss suddenly trips over an exposed tree root, toppling to the ground in front of the kissing pair.
Fowai_Uss says, "Oof!".

Bhryn says, "He'll have your eye...s....".
Bhryn stares.

Fowai_Uss leaps to his feet and glares accusingly at a tree. "I saw that!"
Fowai_Uss stomps over to the tree and gives it a good whap on its trunk.

Xanto blinks at Fowai
Fowai_Uss huffs and starts away, only to trip over another root.
Fowai_Uss says, "Oof!".

Bhryn mutters to Xanto, "He's your friend..."
Fowai_Uss leaps back to his feet and growls. "One more stunt like that and I'll tell Leafbeard!" he declares,
waving a finger at the tree.

Xanto says, "What...? He was your friend first.".
Bhryn looks at her husband...
Bhryn says, "My 'crazy friend' slots are all taken up... you can put him on your list.".

Fowai_Uss holds the pose a moment, then slowly turns around and moves away from the tree. Seeing as he
trips over no more roots, he assumes he successfully put the tree in its place.

Xanto says, "...All my slots are full with you...".
Bhryn says, "...harsh...".
Fowai_Uss notices Bhryn and Xanto, seemingly for the first time.
Xanto says, "In a good way...".
Fowai_Uss says, "Oh, hi there! When did you two get here?".
Bhryn . o O ( He's seen us! )
Bhryn says, "Hi....".

Xanto blinks at Fowai and nods, "Hello..."
Fowai_Uss flashes a brief smile at the pair. "Good to see you."
Fowai_Uss then turns and meanders off amongst the trees.

Bhryn says, "Yep... sure is...".
Fowai_Uss turns to one tree in particular and points a finger at it. "Now, I don't want any funny business from you
either, mister..."

Bhryn clutches her love!
Fowai_Uss nods at something and climbs into the tree.
Fowai_Uss searches the tree's trunk a moment, then cries, "Aha!"

Xanto blinks and is clutched to!
Fowai_Uss reaches a hand into a hollow in the tree's trunk and searches a moment.
Bhryn whispers, "I'm scared..."
Fowai_Uss "Yes! They're still here! They're all still here!" he declares as he removes a handful of acorns.
Xanto says, "Of what...?".
Bhryn adds in an even softer voice, staring at Fowai, "....-very- scared..."
Fowai_Uss says, "Now to get these back to Leafbeard...".
Xanto says, "...It's just... Fowai.. with acrons.".
Xanto acorns*

Fowai_Uss puts fingers to his lips and whistles loudly.
Bhryn flicks the typo'ri away!!!!
Fowai_Uss Suddenly, a squirrel the size of a house cat emerges from a treetop. "I have the goods."
Xanto kisses her in thank you
Bhryn then, states rather baldly, "I want... to profane the temple altar in lascivious ways!"
Fowai_Uss The squirrel nods and reaches into its mouth and removes and orb from one of its puffy cheeks.
Fowai_Uss The squirrel lets Fowai take a good long look at the orb before depositing it back in its mouth.

Bhryn watches Fowai and the squirrel, of all things...
Bhryn . o O ( ...the world...has gone mad... )

Fowai_Uss says, "The agreement was I find the stash, and you give me the orb!".
Fowai_Uss says, "Don't make me take this up with Leafbeard!".
Fowai_Uss The squirrel chitters a bit, and Fowai sighs. "Fine. Payment on delivery, as was agreed."
Fowai_Uss The squirrel chitters something harshly and Fowai glares at it. "No need to get ugly about it! Do you
kiss your mother with that mouth?"
Fowai_Uss The squirrel chitters something else and Fowai waves a hand. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough with the
pleasantries. Tell Leafbeard the goods will arrive on time. Now get out of here, you rodent."

Bhryn steals her husband from the madness!!!!
--Garden: Bhryn has left at 6:13 pm
Fowai_Uss The squirrel chitters something and disappears once more. "Same to you!" Fowai cries after it.
--Garden: Xanto has left at 6:14 pm
Fowai_Uss empties the hollow of the acorns, depositting them in a bag, before climbing down from the tree and
leaving.
 
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