Getting ready to run World's Largest Dungeon... have questions (SPOILERS)

[Zweihänder]

Since I plan for this game to be at least SOMEWHAT tongue-in-cheek, I plan for the party to find a specially-designed Bag of Holding fairly quickly, which is called the Bag of Ph4t L00tz. It will hold their useless-yet-valuable items, until such time as they wish to rid themselves of said items. No useful items can be placed in the Bat of Ph4t L00tz, because, well... that's just how it works. It is created with the complicated and extraordinarily specialized epic spell entitled Beget Bag of Ph4t L00tz.

I also considered, instead of Rings of Sustenance, giving out Bags of Infinite Snacking. ;p