Gimble's a fraud!

[Olgar Shiverstone]

We all know that the core rulebooks use the iconic characters whenever they're referring to characters, right?

So I'm perusing the 3.5 PHB, and on page 60 I come across a reference to Bergwin, a gnome rogue-bard with a little multiclassing XP problem. Bergwin? Who's Bergwin?

I check my 3.0 PHB -- sure enough, Bergwin's in there, too. Then it hits me. He's been there all along! He simply put a few ranks of Bluff to work, told WOTC his name was really Gimble, and usurped Devis as the iconic bard.

I've caught you, Bergwin, you fraud!

 

[Angcuru]

Grab your pitchforks and torches, men! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!

 

[(contact)]

RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!

 

[Gimble]

My past catches up with me...

Time to skidaddle!

 

[The It's Man]

Pitchforks?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[herald]

Good loard, gimble is being chased by the hamburgerler!

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

There he goes! Three-and-a-half feet of perfumed foppery!

I didn't think Gnomes could move so fast; he must have anticipated this and taken the Run feat.

 

[Tsyr]

*grabs a pitchfork, starts handing out flaming torches*

 

[Lalato]

I call shenanigans!!!!!

 

[Elodan]

Do you have a broom?