It usually is the dude. Fortunately, I did not need to be shaved last year when I had my 8 surgeries, so no need to wonder if it was any body but the hawt chicks present!!
How'd you like his job, looking at the duty board every day...
"Hmmm...appendectomy on...a guy. Vasecormy. Vasectomy. Vasectomy. Skin graft from butt to scalp. Vasectomy. That does it- I'm not having hot dogs for lunch!"