"You should have seen the size of his jingo. It was ginormous! So I had me some of that and after I was done with it it left a salty mess all over my face."
Random thought, how does one lose a skirt while at a goth club? Some chick lost a skirt at a Goth club i was at last week and was asking everyone if they saw it. BTW she was sober... which makes the situation even more confusing.