Help me make a Hat of D02

[Aaron L]

Magic item, magic hat. What should it do?

Whatever it does, it should know no limit.

 

[diaglo]

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[arwenarrowny]

Hat of d02
This magical hat increases your knowledge of the one true game exponentially. Your bonus on Knowledge (OD&D) checks know no limit!

 

[wingsandsword]

+4 Competence bonus to Perform: Comedy (everybody seems to think it's so funny).
+4 to saves vs. Fear and the DC to use Intimidate or Diplomacy on you (you're so dang stubborn).

Drawback: Can't use any magic items less than 10 years old, the hat requires you to stick to traditional, old-style magic items.

Or it could be an intelligent item, with a Special Purpose of destroying some obscure dice-rolling game that the characters have probably never heard of.

 

[The Traveler]

Obviously the Hat of d02 would be able to summon the Clawring Crabe.