Thus, the song "Tie me Dwarf warrior down" was composed...
Not everyone who takes up DnD as a hobby is intelligent.I like to think that anyone with the intent and intelligence to learn and play D&D for more then a few sessions also has the willpower to stay healthy. Being healthy generally leads to being fairly attractive, as some of the most important things are skin tone (not yellow), teeth color (white), and a lack of bags under the eyes, right along beside hygiene. I hate how comic-book guy in The Simpsons was fat and sweaty...