Cow Tipping (Epic Attack)
With a ferocious pounce you strike the horrendous bovine creature, and with a mighty shove you send it flying through heaven and hell, landing defeated at your feet. Angels sing hosianna to your praise, and an archangel gives you the high-five to celebrate your triumph. Kings and emperors offers you the keys to their realms, and fair maidens swoon at your feet.
Nightly - Prank
Standard Action Melee
Target: One sleeping bovine
Attack: Strength vs Fortitude
Hit: Target is knocked prone
Effect: You and all viewers in close burst 10 collapse, laughing drunkenly (save ends).
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