If you were a small god... what would you be?

[Rogue]

Warm

I'd be the god of all things warm, and all things that provide security.

I'd also be the god of the anti-logic that fuses us all... or mayhap it's simply me.... Mwaha!

-Rogue

 

[DM with a vengence]

This is entirely random, but Pie (or rather Pi) day has always screwed me over.

The math department has made some sort of freaky cult out of Pi day, and we have never been able to join in on the celebrates.
In 7th grade pi day fell on the weekend, In 8th the teacher didn't believe in pi day, and now we're going to celebrate it with a quiz on multivariable equations.

Oh Joy.

 

[kenjib]

I see a great schism forming in the Church of Pi.

On the one hand are the rationalists, who believe that the day of Pi ascendancy will be March 14, 2016.

On the other are the purists, who believe that the day of Pi ascendancy will be March 14, 2015. They perjoratively call the rationalists "those d@mned rounders!"

 

[Isida KepTukari]

I shall be the God of Comfy Blankets, because sooner or later everyone uses a comfy blanket!

 

[gustavef]

I like pizza and penguins

I would be the god of Non-Sequiturs, and I have a pet penguin named albert.

-gustavef

 

[nopantsyet]

I would be the Curmudgeon God. I wouldn't execute godly vengeance or anything, just godly ill-temperedness.

Frankly, I do have to take exception to those who would aspire to be the god of anything alcohol- or pizza-related. The gods of those are clearly major gods and we, alas, at best are aspiring to be small gods.

 

[Impeesa]

God of sloth and apathy here. Don't care enough to dedicate a temple.

--Impeesa--

 

[Kamard]

The god of slutty goth chicks

Dibs on being your proxy.

Barring that, I would be Demon of Unexpectedly Short Fuses.

 

[Squire James]

Ooh, ooh! I'll be the pie god!

My holy day, of course, is tomorrow (free pie to the first person that figures out why -- and Spider, no answering!) Get together with your friends, eat pie from each of the major pie groups, drink coffee, and enjoy life.

The major pie groups:
Fruit Pie (blackberry, apple)
Cream Pie (banana cream, chocolate)
Orange Pie (sweet potato, pumpkin)
Nut pie (pecan, peanut butter)
Savory pie (pot, shepherd's)

Daniel

Any more nominations for Monte Cook as God of Orcs with Pies?

 

[Wolfspider]

I'd be the god of spiders.

Or of very small dragons.