I'm not dead

[Blackleaf]

Well if you are alive then we'll need proof you are black leaf so tell us just how dark was that dungeon
ken

Blackleaf, not black leaf. Thank you very much. How dark? Very. Very dark. (Still not dead.)

 

[Sixchan]

Too late. I joined someone else's campaign and they said I am not dead.

Too late. I un-join you and kill you. MWHAHAHAHA.

Hey! I am not insane! (or dead)

You can't be my girlfriend then. Your loss.

 

[Blackleaf]

Too late. I un-join you and kill you. MWHAHAHAHA.

Nope. My DM said you cannot do that. Not dead.

You can't be my girlfriend then. Your loss.

Not your girlfriend. Not lost. Not dead.

 

[Sixchan]

Nope. My DM said you cannot do that. Not dead.

Unless your DM has some sort of weapons training or is an Epic-Level Bodyguard, I don't see what your DM can do to stop me.

Not your girlfriend. Not lost. Not dead.

Whatever. You'd be a crap girlfriend anyway. You're not even insane.

 

[Blackleaf]

Unless your DM has some sort of weapons training or is an Epic-Level Bodyguard, I don't see what your DM can do to stop me.

My DM is the best! Leave my DM alone!

Whatever. You'd be a crap girlfriend anyway. You're not even insane.

I know you are but what am I? (and don't even say dead cause I am not!)

 

[Bhaal]

You may not be dead, but I just killed your DM, so logically you are next.

Any last words before you are dead?

 

[Blackleaf]

You may not be dead, but I just killed your DM, so logically you are next.

Any last words before you are dead?

What? You killed my DM? Blackleaf's DM is dead?

Blackleaf's DM is dead!

 

[Sixchan]

My DM is the best! Leave my DM alone!

If your DM isn't an Epic Level bodyguard, I won't have to hit him.

I know you are but what am I? (and don't even say dead cause I am not!)

AH-HAH! I say "You're not even insane" and "You'd make a crap girlfriend" and you say "I know you are but what am I"? So, I'm not even insane and I'd make a crap girlfriend. Which is true. So therefore you are not: "Not insane" nor "A crap girlfriend". So you: "Are insane" and "[Are] A good girlfriend"

Good girlfriends are insane. Therefore you have admitted being insane twice. You deny being dead. Since you are insane, you must be delusional. Therefore you are dead. See?

 

[Blackleaf]

If your DM isn't an Epic Level bodyguard, I won't have to hit him.

AH-HAH! I say "You're not even insane" and "You'd make a crap girlfriend" and you say "I know you are but what am I"? So, I'm not even insane and I'd make a crap girlfriend. Which is true. So therefore you are not: "Not insane" nor "A crap girlfriend". So you: "Are insane" and "[Are] A good girlfriend"

Good girlfriends are insane. Therefore you have admitted being insane twice. You deny being dead. Since you are insane, you must be delusional. Therefore you are dead. See?

Leave me alone. My DM is dead.

 

[Sixchan]

Leave me alone. My DM is dead.

There's always Ms. Frost.