Um, can someone please explain to these people that a TARDIS is not a star trek prop? Talk about a bad writing gaf.
I've long thought they should find a nice intersection of 2 freeways somewhere in Nevada or some such and build a full-size -D Enterprise (In Drydock as structural support) as a hotel. Warp Engines = Ball rooms. And plenty of room to expand by making other enterprises. And of course, the Real Excelsior Suites! Make the thing a mecca for all geekiness and sci-fi nerdism.