A few months ago I saw Green Day in concert. Great show. Best part of the show was when they brought three teenagers up from the audience to play a song, and turned over their instruments to the kids, showed 'em what chords to play, beat to play, etc. Tré Cool settles one guy in on the drums, starts the beat, no problem. Mike Dirnt passes his bass to the girl, shows her the progression, she takes it from there, the song's building. Last, Billy Joe brings up this kid, probably around 17 or so, and says to him, "You ever been laid?" The guy hems and haws a bit, obviously embarassed, in front of 20,000 people and a band he loves, and starts to stammer something, and Billy Joe just yells into the microphone, "Well, you're gonna get laid tonight!" and hands him the guitar. The arena erupts in cheers, and the kids rip into the song.
This JerryC?
He's gonna get laid.
Warrior Poet