Just For Fun: Terrible but True Tag Lines for TTRPGs

[Corinnguard]

Werewolf: The Apocalypse- this game makes your players awere.

 

[Blue Orange]

Mage: the Ascension: reality is what you can get away with.

Vampire: the Masquerade: do bad things and let your character feel bad about them!

Call of Cthulhu: dying or going nuts is half the fun.

D&D: you're doing it wrong.

 

[kigmatzomat]

Twilight 2000: all the dice of shadowrun plus the depression of a WoD game!

 

[innerdude]

D&D 5e -- The world's most popular RPG, no matter what the Internet says.

Savage Worlds -- Because you've never mastered calculating multiples of 4, and don't you think it's about time?

Genesys / FFG Star Wars -- because you're reading tiny icons on your phone all the time anyway, we thought you'd enjoy the experience on your dice.

GURPS -- because you love endlessly arguing about how awesome it is when you're literally the only person in a 500 mile radius that's played it

 

[Corinnguard]

Shadowrun: D&D in a future time.

 

[kigmatzomat]

GURPS: you can run anything.......but probably never will.

 

[Corinnguard]

Ghostbusters RPG: Who are you going to call? Me, of course.

 

[Bagpuss]

Judge Dredd RPG: Have fun, paying a cog in a fascist state.

 

[pogre]

Exalted: Yep, you can do that.

 

[Tun Kai Poh]

Alice is Missing: For when your group only wants to look at their phones all session long.
Lancer Battlegroup: What if every time you lost HP, you had to write condolence letters to all their families?
3:16: Where you play out the backstory of the Horus Heresy.