Khayman
First Post
I can blame Stormbringer for my two worst.
ONE --- Another character was killed by a flying mutant lobster. Not a giant flying mutant lobster, no; not even a flaming flying mutant lobster with lasers strapped to its head. Just a flying lobster. Pointy little b***tards have a really strong grip.
TWO --- I spent all session haggling with merchants to get credit to buy a honking big sword and armour. Five minutes after entering the Forest of Troos, I failed a listen check and was mauled from behind by a wolf the size of a horse. The only action that sword saw was scraping brain moss off a tree.
I narrowly avoided another Stormbringer mishap, in which a third character tried summoning a demon to bind into a sword. A fumble on the roll resulted in an explosion which put my latest character into a ten-day coma, and did the same to our crazed Chaos priest. When we came to we were too weak to move. Fortunately, the priest had a demon-bound set of armour that could walk around with spider legs... so he staggered over to our gear, opened it with his teeth, and spat half-chewed brain moss into my character's mouth. That accursed moss, for which the other character died, amplified the sensations of starving and drove my character mad.
Still alive though --- last seen on a leash behind spider-boy.
ONE --- Another character was killed by a flying mutant lobster. Not a giant flying mutant lobster, no; not even a flaming flying mutant lobster with lasers strapped to its head. Just a flying lobster. Pointy little b***tards have a really strong grip.
TWO --- I spent all session haggling with merchants to get credit to buy a honking big sword and armour. Five minutes after entering the Forest of Troos, I failed a listen check and was mauled from behind by a wolf the size of a horse. The only action that sword saw was scraping brain moss off a tree.
I narrowly avoided another Stormbringer mishap, in which a third character tried summoning a demon to bind into a sword. A fumble on the roll resulted in an explosion which put my latest character into a ten-day coma, and did the same to our crazed Chaos priest. When we came to we were too weak to move. Fortunately, the priest had a demon-bound set of armour that could walk around with spider legs... so he staggered over to our gear, opened it with his teeth, and spat half-chewed brain moss into my character's mouth. That accursed moss, for which the other character died, amplified the sensations of starving and drove my character mad.
Still alive though --- last seen on a leash behind spider-boy.