LE vs. N: Lawful Evil Victorious!

[ugulu]

Blofeld will stand-in - pursue and slap will be the order of the day.

OOC: Wounding damage still counting on U.K?

 

[PJSlavner]

Yes. Uncle Kracker has 210 HP.

Round 831

Uncle Kracker's five attacks all go through Blofeld. Neutral needs 007.

Blofeld touches Uncle Kracker for 2 points of damage, who is easier to touch than the broad side of a barn. Uncle Kracker has 197 HP after bleeding some more. Blofeld has 65 HP.

Round 832

Uncle Kracker finally gets a clue and withdraws to 60N80E60N. Blofeld easily follows and touches for 2 more. UK has 184 HP. Blofeld has 75 HP.

Round 833

Uncle Kracker flees the arena. Blofeld is at 60N75E60N. The bats are at 100N20E and 90N40E.

Something Neutral enters in round 833. Gansk?

 

[ugulu]

There is rejoicing in the LE gallery...if "rejoicing" can mean "much humorous violence, orderly consumption of beverages, and almost as orderly consumption of some of the less mobile, lower CR contestants."

 

[Gansk]

OOC: Temporary hp don't stack, so Blofeld still has 55 hp.

Round 833: A cube of gleaming bronze locusts, 10 feet to each side, flies to 60N80E50Z.

 

[ugulu]

Blofeld feels like his pal Auric might be better vs. these things. However, he tries to slap a few of them anyway, hoping to do some damage. [step to 60n75e55z]

 

[Gansk]

The locusts deftly avoid Blofeld's touch. (Rolled 14)

Round 834: They try to bite Blofeld with no success. However, each locust breathes a tiny gout of fire that manages to burn Blofeld for 8 damage (beat 50% chance). Blofeld has 47 hp left.

 

[ugulu]

OOC: Uh-oh

Blofeld will continue trying to damage the swarm toe-to-toe (to-Antennae?). If he gets below 10hp he will sink into the floor for the draw.

 

[Gansk]

The locusts dodge again. (Rolled 21)

Round 835: The locusts bite and breath fire, but neither bothers Blofeld.

Blofeld misses. (Rolled natural 1)

Round 836: The locusts try to bite. Blofeld misses.

Round 837: Same results.

Round 838: The locusts bite and breath for no damage. Blofeld touches some locusts for no damage.

Round 839: The locusts bite for no damage. Draw.

Next for LE in round 839: a gunthosh. (WotC website)

 

[ugulu]

Into the arena comes what looks like a wrinkled, little old man, its form wasted and bent with age. Malicious glee flashes in its cold eyes, however, and it moves with surprising strength and speed despite its decrepit appearance. Like a flash, lamprey mouthed tentacles spring from its palms.

Geezer moves to 60n 25e and readies to spew darkness on any opponent coming within 30 feet.

OOC: I'm losing my mind. How do you code a URL? When I highlight a word, it pops up the "what text do you want displayed" window, but nothing else. It also doesn't take normal <A HREF...> tags...so what is the secret code?

 

[PJSlavner]

I also have been wondering how to hide something, and have that hide button come up.