Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

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"I am become Cook, shatterer of worlds."

Bartender at the Safe House: So why'd you come to Milwaukee?
Morrus: I came for Gen Con.
Bartender: But Gen Con's in Indy.
Morrus: I was misinformed.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Morrus, to Eric Noah;
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
Puts on his shades.

Piratecat: "I'd just as soon kiss a Game Designer!"
Ryan Dancey: "I can arrange that!"

"Beam us up, mr. Pkitty!"

(While purveying the Geek-filled halls of GenCon)
"Once more unto the breach, my friends, once more!"

"For Pelor, England, and St. Eric!"

"Don Noahleone!"
(Kisses ring....)

Y'know, I never realised this was an old thread until I came across the last few posts......

 

[Eridanis]

Last year I ripped off Shakespeare & Goldman; let's see what we can do with Yeats...

"Once out of nature I shall never take
My bodily form from any natural thing,
But such a form as Chessex dicesmiths make
Of hardened rubber and gold highlighting
To keep a drowsy Dungeon Master awake;
Or rolled upon a rickety table to decide
For lords and ladies of Indianapolis
Of what is past, or passing, or to come."

Thanks for the bump, hong!

 

[shouit]

It's alive.... it's alive.... this thread... its alive...

 

[Seule]

Three dice for the oldtimers under the sky
Seven for the LARPers in the hall of vendors
Nine for newbies doomed to become lost
One for the Dungeon Master on his dark throne
In the Land of Indiana where Gen Con lies
One die to rule them all
One die to find them
One die to bring them all
and in the d20 system bind them.
In the Land of Indiana where Gen Con lies

--Seule

 

[Robbert Raets]

"Nobody tosses the Admin."

King Russ I: "Who shall rid me of this turbulent priest?!"
Eric Noah: "What?"
King Russ I: "I said: 'Who shall rid me of this turbulent priest?!'"
Eric Noah: "Who?"
King Russ I: "The Jackbishop of Chickerbury, of course!"
...Crothian & Hong Ooi strap on their swords and ride off to murder him....

Monte Cook: "What is the air velocity of an unladen PirateCat?"
Morrus: "Whatddaya mean, an African or European PirateCat?"
Monte Cook: "Well, I don't know that AAAAAH!!!!"
Ryan Dancey: "How is it, that you know so much about PirateCats, Sir?"
Morrus: "When you're the Admin, you have to know these things."

(in black body armor)
"If this is an Avalanche Product, then where is your cheesecake?!!"
>CRACKSNAP<

 

[Wicht]

Noah sprang up.
"Keep looking at the book!" he hissed urgently.
"What?"
"Don't Panic."
"I'm not panicking!"
"Yes, you are."
"All right," said Morrus, "so I am panicking, what else is there to do?"
"You just come along with me and have a good time. Gen-con's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear."

 

[Wicht]

There was a sharp ringing rap on the door.
"Then who is it?" said Morrus.
"Well," said Noah, "if we're lucky it's just Peter Adkinson come to throw us out in the streets."
"And if we are unlucky?"
"If we're unlucky," said Eric Noah grimly, "Piratecat might be serious in his threat that he's going to read us some of his poetry first..."

 

[BrooklynKnight]

PC: I'd Rather Kiss a Booth Babe!
Morrus: That can be arranged! You could use a good kiss!

 

[Al'Kelhar]

"This one time, at GenCon..."

(C'mon guys, I know everyone was thinking it!)