Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
Yeah, you're screwed. In 4e, if your DM likes this style of play (which is fine), they should just give you a flat +1 to hit and to your defenses every five levels. Then they can hand out whatever items they like (removing the pluses to hit and to defenses, and just keeping the effects) with no worry, because you'll still be able to fight effectively. 4e math is predicated on these bonuses, and characters without them will be really ineffective by mid-levels.