So let's throw out our favorite insults, medieval-style. I'll start with some half-orc put-downs. (Please keep in mind that I choose half-orcs cuz they're easy. You may flavor your insults to taste.)
"Hey Grak, does 'half-orc' mean you're half as smart as an orc?"
"How many half-orcs does it take to shingle a roof?"
"Only one, but you gotta slice him reeeaaal thin."
"What's black and brown and looks good on a half-orc?"
"Topsoil."
What's black and brown and also looks good on a half-orc?"
"A pack of hunting dogs."
"What's the best thing about killing an orc?"
"Squinting and pretending it's a half-orc."
"What's the difference between a half-orc and a bucket of e?"
"The bucket."
"Hey Grak, does 'half-orc' mean you're half as smart as an orc?"
"How many half-orcs does it take to shingle a roof?"
"Only one, but you gotta slice him reeeaaal thin."
"What's black and brown and looks good on a half-orc?"
"Topsoil."
What's black and brown and also looks good on a half-orc?"
"A pack of hunting dogs."
"What's the best thing about killing an orc?"
"Squinting and pretending it's a half-orc."
"What's the difference between a half-orc and a bucket of e?"
"The bucket."