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[Jdvn1]

Ignores the last 15 pages and draws up argument from page one that has already been refuted, defeated, and raised from the dead to be killed all over again.

Agrees with Primitive Screwhead, even though it contradicts what he said earlier.

 

[Torm]

:Actually finds something new and original to say that hasn't already been said in 14 pages of posts, but fails to realize that it hasn't been said because, despite his own mistaken thinking, it is completely irrelevant and not very well thought out, to boot:

:Tries to drag in a connection to religion, politics, and / or polygyny that is only connected to the OP as a complete tangent:

 

[paradox42]

:Tries to drag in a connection to religion, politics, and / or polygyny that is only connected to the OP as a complete tangent:

Reports post for breaking no politics/religion rule.

Proceeds to answer same post in follow-up, making further connections to politics/religion that cause others to report this post.

Everybody in thread awaits arrival of mods with dread anticipation.

 

[Jdvn1]

Says hello to Torm.

Apologizes for going off topic, despite the fact that the topic has mutated no less than four dozen times.

 

[Infernal Teddy]

Changes topic in midsentence, going from the impossiblity of 4th edition being OGL to the colour of socks in general

 

[Kastil]

Spams the thread.

 

[Torm]

Proceeds to answer same post in follow-up, making further connections to politics/religion that cause others to report this post.

Says hello back to Jdvn1.

Doesn't report your post, but does write a witty and underhandedly snide diatribe in response that now clearly violates the politics/religion rule. Finds something in your post to compliment in order to try to make something that clearly isn't civil seem civil.

A moderator comes in and closes the thread! CLUNK!..... However, several moderators have been following this thread all along, and proceed to use the thread for a couple of pages of Hivemind-like exchange with other moderators - all posted in a "closed" thread - until one of them figures that the original thread concept was fun enough, and enough time has passed for tempers to cool, that, with a warning against violating the rules again, they re-open the thread.

 

[moritheil]

Makes tangentially relevant reference to a recent dispute between posters in another thread and/or board, which infuriates one of the posters, amuses the other one, and goes over everybody else's head.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wants this thread to be released as a subscription available in print form only.

 

[Nifft]

Accidentally posts cogent reply to other thread.