[Minis] 101 Uses for a Crested Felldrake

[Gnarlo]

Since the little darlings seem to have a special affinity for me (I swear I saw one crawling out of its own package and into the one I was picking up at the store), I was looking for advice on what to do with the things. Some ideas of my own:

1) Halloween treats! (This should get a few kids TP'ing my house).

 

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2) Caltrops! (Scatter a handful under each window, and anyone breaking into my house barefoot is in for a big surprise!)

 

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3) Light pull! (Like my closet light hasn't been burned out for 2 years anyway.)

 

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4) Chew toys for pets / visiting toddlers! (And this makes them different from my other miniatures because....?)

 

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5) Hood ornament! (One on the front of my Neon and tell people it's a Jaguar v3.5!)

 

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6) Felldrake Ices! (Freeze them in pops and ice cubes like a Cricket Licket. Amuse your friends on game night!)

 

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7) The Crested Felldrake Headband of Shame! (Glue a bunch along the length of a headband and make the most annoying player of the night wear it for punishment.)

 

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8) Snooze Finder! (Glue it to my alarm's snooze button and never fumble for it in the dark!)

 

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9) EN World Donation Premiums! (Give them out as thanks to everyone who sent money! Uh, why'd it get so quiet around here all of a sudden?)

 

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10) Movie props! ("This is the ONE Crested Felldrake the enemy lost, to the weakening of his warband! Frito, he must NEVER get it back!")

Any other ideas? Don't make me suffer alone, folks!

*wait a minute! what do I do with all those axe sisters, now?!*