Need a dragon miniature big enough to scare your players? Home Depot can help!

[Rabulias]

Home Depot Is Selling A Giant Dragon That Breathes Fog That You Can Put In Your Yard For Halloween

Halloween is not far away, and the idea of a massive animatronic smoke-breathing dragon with red eyes sounds like the perfect way to celebrate this unique holiday.

thoughtnova.com

Note that the fog machine is not included. Still compares favorably with the cost of the Tiamat miniature.

 

[Ryujin]

Over the years they've also had skeletal dragons and skeletal horses.

 

[vecna00]

Home Depot Is Selling A Giant Dragon That Breathes Fog That You Can Put In Your Yard For Halloween

Halloween is not far away, and the idea of a massive animatronic smoke-breathing dragon with red eyes sounds like the perfect way to celebrate this unique holiday.

thoughtnova.com

Note that the fog machine is not included. Still compares favorably with the cost of the Tiamat miniature.

As someone who has worked for Spirit Halloween off and on for 12 years, it saddens me that Home Depot beat us to the punch on some of this stuff!

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Now I want to run a campaign set on the back of a planet-sized dragon!

Home Depot Is Selling A Giant Dragon That Breathes Fog That You Can Put In Your Yard For Halloween

Halloween is not far away, and the idea of a massive animatronic smoke-breathing dragon with red eyes sounds like the perfect way to celebrate this unique holiday.

thoughtnova.com

Note that the fog machine is not included. Still compares favorably with the cost of the Tiamat miniature.

 

[Aeson]

Now I want to run a campaign set on the back of a planet-sized dragon!

Now I want to run a campaign in a planet sized Home Depot.

 

[Ryujin]

Now I want to run a campaign in a planet sized Home Depot.

Quest for the lone employee, who is for some reason always serving another customer?

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

I'd assuredly get lost and never be seen again in a planet-sized Home Depot. It frequently takes me 2-3 guesses to figure out which aisle what I'm looking for is actually in.

Now I want to run a campaign in a planet sized Home Depot.

 

[Dioltach]

I'm not American, so not familiar with Home Depot, but I'm thinking that a Plane of IKEA (following a one-way route, obviously) would make for an interesting adventure.

 

[Aeson]

I'm not American, so not familiar with Home Depot, but I'm thinking that a Plane of IKEA (following a one-way route, obviously) would make for an interesting adventure.

Home Depot is a hardware store. You need something to fix or build something, you'll find it there. Want to plant something? You'll find that too.

In the plant section of the store the plants could be carnivorous. You could build a fort in the lumber area to defend from the animated lawnmowers.

 

[Ryujin]

I'm not American, so not familiar with Home Depot, but I'm thinking that a Plane of IKEA (following a one-way route, obviously) would make for an interesting adventure.

Ikea is already a pocket dimension, with no exit.

This is what the inside of a Home Depot looks like: