Need some stupid questions

[warfangiscuter]

Hobbit reference! What's in my pocket?

 

[EscherEnigma]

How do you get with the boy when the boy has a girlfriend?
If a plane crashes on a state line, where do you bury the survivors?
If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a house with no wind, which way does the egg roll?
If two chariots start ten miles apart, both are heading towards each other at a rate of 5 miles per hour, and a bird starts that starts on the tip of one chariot and flies directly to the other at 8 miles an hour then turns around and flies back to the forth and so-on until they meet, how many miles does the bird fly before the chariots meet?
I would do anything for love, but I won't do what?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

What are you, a man or a mouse?

Who are you- what do you wanna do with your life?

 

[Bloodstone Press]

Would you rather an elephant kill you, or a gorilla?

 

[MarkB]

Would you rather an elephant kill you, or a gorilla?

I'd definitely rather it killed the gorilla.

 

[trappedslider]

any of the questions used in the Questions only skits from Whose Line is it anyway

and
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Who is John Galt?"

"Whatca talkin about Willis?"

Are you a God?

Are you the Keymaster?

Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetant?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Did you personally pack all of your luggage, or was any of it handled by someone other than yourself?

 

[calronmoonflower]

How is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Desk"

 

[Mark CMG]

"Are we there yet?"