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[news] Cthulhu stirs in his sleep...

Gnarlo

Gnome Lover
Supporter
...and apparently some people have been bumping into his dandruff: Link

Ooooo, sorry, here's a good one, too... looks like the sensitives are picking up on his dreams again: Link

/gnarlo!
 
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Oni

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"It starts out as a white pimple, but the minute you pop that pimple it starts boring," Freeman said. "It will go to the bone. Doctors say once it goes to the bone, you either have to cut your arm off or cut your leg off."


o_O

Gah...
 

Dirigible

Explorer
Oooooh, that's nasty. Symptoms sound a bit like syphillis. Mmm. Flesh eating syphillitic bacteria.

Only one man can save the people of Volusia county... THE ICEMAN!
 

the Jester

Legend
Oni said:
"It starts out as a white pimple, but the minute you pop that pimple it starts boring," Freeman said. "It will go to the bone. Doctors say once it goes to the bone, you either have to cut your arm off or cut your leg off."

Yeah, that's the creepiest bit. I mean, what happens if your pimple's on your head??
 

Isida Kep'Tukari

Adventurer
Supporter
Dude, that's just freaking disturbing, both of them...

Flesh-eating bacteria and biting babies.

Perhaps they children sensed that the other would cause difficulties for the master?
 

Oni

First Post
Or perhaps the baby that was attacked was a mutant super baby with the incredible power to taste good.




Ok...I'm going to burn in hell for being a callous jerk. *sigh*
 




Darrin Drader

Explorer
Its just nature's way of finally telling us to get the hell out of the oceans now that we've fished out 90% of the world's big fish. Jaws surrenders.
 

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