Okay, I cannot resist . . .

[FickleGM]

Why would this be locked? Sure it's innuendo, but it's humorous and not dirty.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Sensitivity, I would assume.

Also in before the lock.

 

[mach1.9pants]

I'm so conflicted...

My wizard Piccolo wields a quarterstaff.

I seem to get heaps of emails offering me solutions to your problem, do you want me to forward them to you? Many also seem to offer a wide range of orbs to look at....

 

[Shin Ji]

And where does this leave our spear specialist fighters? Holding their shafts in both hands, they thrust into their enemies...

 

[RPG_Tweaker]

After using his wand power, a male becomes fatigued... uhhh... I've heard.

It's wonderful that 4E, the viagra edition, finally allows older wizards to cast spells 'at will' rather than face the embarassment of trying to coax a 'per day' spell out... after 8 hours of "preparation".

 

[Fifth Element]

Also in before the lock.

After 6 hours, I'm not sure "in before the lock" has much meaning.

 

[CleverNickName]

So, I assume that a wizard has . . .

• A "wand" power if male.
• An "orb" power if female.
• A "staff" power if overcompensating?

Hmmm?

Two things:

1. Tindertwig. Think about it.

2. Also in before the lock.

 

[shilsen]

I think you guys are underestimating your grandmas.

After all, it's only when a grandma-to-be loves a grandpa-to-be and transmutes his wand into a rod that she has a chance of becoming a grandma.

 

[Hussar]

I don't care if this is locked or not. It made me laugh a lot. Thanks guys. Nice to see that while we can bitch and whine about names, put in a penis joke and we're all on the same side.

 

[The Little Raven]

I don't care if this is locked or not. It made me laugh a lot. Thanks guys. Nice to see that while we can bitch and whine about names, put in a penis joke and we're all on the same side.

The penis joke is right up there with the dove as an international symbol of peace.