[OT] Good Punchlines

[RangerWickett]

"That's not my leg, that's my airhose!"

Sadly, I don't know what joke this accompanies. If you know, or have an idea, could you tell me?

 

[Junebug]

Ahem.

"Fungi" is plural. The word you are looking for is "funga".

Trust me on this.

But Hong, funga doesn't sound like "fun guy".

It's a joke! (or the punchline to one, more specifically)

And besides, fungi is the plural form of fungus. I don't think that funga is a word.

Oh, I almost forgot a punchline: "because they're mine"

 

[Mark Plemmons]

... so the Pope fixes them with a steely gaze, then takes his hat off, leans back, puts his feet up on the table and says, "You know, you f***ers are all right."

- Mark

 

[jollyninja]

so the duck says to the bartender, "got any grapes?"

 

[turtle]

"How does he confuse you? He comes out and tells you he's done."

2 punchlines courtesy Mohammed Ali:

"Canoes tip" and

"Who's driving? The police."

"Never trust a Republican who says the Czech is in the mail"