After two years of college Latin, my professor tried really hard to get me to teach first year Latin for his new students--I really disagreed with the amount of teaching being put out by non-professors so I declined every time, but, if you find you have no other choice, I'd be willing to take a stab at translating it, with apologies to my venerable Latin professors if I happen to make any errors--of course, I could have them proofread it for me as well.