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[OT] mourn for the loss...

Priest

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Or more simply one could engrave


Madius....
A Good friend who owned an Orb of Restoration
But revealed not its command word to a soul
And took animated armor with him unto death
Thank you for your high cut soft soled boots,
All the locks you picked, and the purses of which you partook
One more gallon of goof juice and perhaps that command word will spring to mind

In the Makers Name
THE PARTIES LOYAL HENCHMAN
 
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Angcuru

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Dispater said:
man, what kind of master theif has green hair and wears a yellow and red t-shirt?

a no-so-masterful one.

"Yeah, I remember Madias. Especially how he used to charge out into battle in front of Greymore, our resident dwarf decked out in high plate. He couldn't disable a trap or pick a lock to save his life. Then there was how he would go around saying "I'm a Master Thief! SHHH! Don't tell anyone." to the guards in my hometown of Arboreon. I also remember how said Greymore was stealthier than Madias, it was quite sad, actually." - Angcuru Cukhelek, Friend(Kinda-Sorta), Adventuring Companion, and Woodsman.
 
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Angcuru

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Baraendur said:
Baraendur

Let me see.

Takes the skull

Alas, poor Madius! I knew him, Horatio: ................

I think this would be more appropriate!:D

Greymore- *takes the skull*
Alas, poor Madias! I knew him, Angcuru: a fellow
of limited stealth, of most finite skill: He hath
made stabbing motions at my back a thousand times;
and now, how comical in my imagination it is!
my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have
kicked I know not how oft. Where be your mastery now?
your spoils? your "loot"? your flashes of technicolor
brilliance, that were wont to set the guards on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my sister's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this flavour she must
come(nudge nudge wink wink); make her moan at that.
:D
(Sorry, Ron!:))

or alternately:
Tak- *takes the skull*
Alas, poor Madias! I knew him, Angcuru:....
Now get you to my sister's spirit, and unto her, lay
your worst pick-up lines, to this sick favour she must
endure; make her groan at that.
:p
 
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vechs v.3.0

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Hi i'm Madius...THE MASTER THEIF....SHHHHHHH! don't tell anynody... oh hell tell everybody what do i care.I'M DEAD HA!
THATS OKAY. Well anyway i fine cept i have this pain in my back.
but other than that its cool.well anyway TAK i have to ask ya somethin'....what did ya find after i died? somethin' cool right...like a cool sword what? let me know? oh and by the way
......BOO!
 


Dark Eternal

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My sympathy to the bereaved friends and victims of the departed. Would that I had been able to know him. Although from the sound of things, that should be 'that I had been able to know him, from a great distance, without ever having to get too close to the guy.'

Thanks for sharing, people. :D

"Oh friend of mine, how to say goodbye
This was your time, for the armor you
Met was alive. I will not rest until
That armor's fate is sealed!
Its joints will all be broken,
Dragged across the field.
This dear friend is how we'll say
Goodbye, until we meet in the sky..."

(Blasphemous parody of lyrics by Manowar.)
 
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Angcuru

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From a thieve's guild I've come
To a thieve's guild I ride,
Stealing up to the sky.
Chains of fate,
Hold a larceny stride,
I'll see you again when you die.

High and mighty alone we are thieves,
Whirlwinds of plunder we ride.
Madius brought us the crown and the ring,
Covered with blood and his hide.

Treasures await me,
My enemies hide fast,
Not knowing this job's their last.
Poison his drink as he drinks his last ale,
Lock pick and steel will prevail.

High and mighty alone we are thieves
Whirlwinds of plunder we ride,
Madius brought us the crown and the ring
Covered with blood and his hide.

Heaven now awaits him,
Though he doesn't know it,
We hail you now as he dies.
We pledge you our swords,
Though we don't want to kneel,
His is the kingdom of steal!

High and mighty alone we are thieves
Whirlwinds of plunder we ride,
Madius brought us the crown and the ring
Covered with blood and his hide.


;)
 

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