Mark Chance
Boingy! Boingy!
Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
ba-dum-ching!
There's a murder at an exclusive country club in Mexico City. Two homicide detectives arrive to investigate. The junior detective examines the body and asks, "What do you think was used as the murder weapon?"
To which the senior detective replies, "A golf gun."
"A golf gun? What's that?"
"I don't know, but it sure made a whole in Juan!"
ba-dum-ching!
Headline above a story about a manhunt for a criminal dwarf fortune-teller: Small Medium at Large!
ba-dum-ching!
ba-dum-ching!
There's a murder at an exclusive country club in Mexico City. Two homicide detectives arrive to investigate. The junior detective examines the body and asks, "What do you think was used as the murder weapon?"
To which the senior detective replies, "A golf gun."
"A golf gun? What's that?"
"I don't know, but it sure made a whole in Juan!"
ba-dum-ching!
Headline above a story about a manhunt for a criminal dwarf fortune-teller: Small Medium at Large!
ba-dum-ching!
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