seans23
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So I've been playing a gnome bard in a campaign lately... and I'm thinking of adding a level of barbarian at some point. I envision the bard as a miniature Robert Plant, wailing out loud songs. So... I thought I'd write my own version of Immigrant Song for our next session. I'm looking for suggestions/compliments/insults...
Ah, ah
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow,
To slice up goblins
From head to toe.
The hammer of the gnomes
Is blunt but hooked on one end
To pierce kobolds and watch them cry
"Tiamat, I am coming"
Dancing lights, they will soar, Our
Only goal will be to steal your ore!
Ah, ah
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow,
To slice up goblins
From head to toe.
You giants think you’re mean, but
We think you’re all bores
Oh how we dodge
Your throwing stones
And trip you on the floor
Dancing lights, they will soar, Our
Only goal will be to steal your ore!
So now that you are fooled
By the ghost sounds that we’re spewing
For guile and wit will win the day
As you fall for our illusions
oooh oooh etc
Yeah and I seriously doubt a bard is going to trip a hill giant, but, you know... hooked hammer!
Ah, ah
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow,
To slice up goblins
From head to toe.
The hammer of the gnomes
Is blunt but hooked on one end
To pierce kobolds and watch them cry
"Tiamat, I am coming"
Dancing lights, they will soar, Our
Only goal will be to steal your ore!
Ah, ah
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow,
To slice up goblins
From head to toe.
You giants think you’re mean, but
We think you’re all bores
Oh how we dodge
Your throwing stones
And trip you on the floor
Dancing lights, they will soar, Our
Only goal will be to steal your ore!
So now that you are fooled
By the ghost sounds that we’re spewing
For guile and wit will win the day
As you fall for our illusions
oooh oooh etc
Yeah and I seriously doubt a bard is going to trip a hill giant, but, you know... hooked hammer!
